I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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