I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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