some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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