I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
