Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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