he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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