bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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