im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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