either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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