Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so explain again why im purple
no
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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