I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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