Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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