just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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