we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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