you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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