i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
