Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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