You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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