I molested 6 butterflies tonight
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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