No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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