Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His nipple licking is glorious
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