I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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