I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dignity is for republicans.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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