Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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