i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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