she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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