I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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