Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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