Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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