so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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