Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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