no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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