so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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