toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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