last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store