Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes