are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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