how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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