Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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