I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Too much gin, very little bucket
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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