I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't turn off my feet"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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