This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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