Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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