dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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