so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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