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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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