is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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