gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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