put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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