you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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