Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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