can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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