Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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