at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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