Sry I called you an 8
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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