i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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